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.::xmarkusx::.
03-30-2007, 03:25 PM
How to make a shortcut that shutdown your computer

1.Start to left click on the desktop and choose new/Shortcut(Then it should appear a new window!)

2.Write these in the field right on the window:shutdown -s -t 0,and name the shortcut to:Shutdown the computer or something like that.

3.left click on the shortcut and choose options,click on the button named ''Change Icon'' and choose what ever icon you want!

4.Its done! but if you want to make it as a joke,then name the shortcut to internet and choose the internet icon!
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How to make a shortcut that logoff your computer

1.left click on the desktop and choose new/shortcut(A new window should appear)

2.write these in the window:%windir%\system32\logoff.exe

3.left click on the shortcut and choose options,click on the button named ''Change Icon'' and choose what ever icon you want!

4.And you are done!

Thats it! i know even how to make it count down until it shutdown!

Just change one thing in the message:shutdown -s -t 0

Just delete the 0 at the end and put any number you want! Example: 60=1 min

Hope you enjoy your new shortcuts BYE!
Exilement
03-30-2007, 03:36 PM
Heh, I'll have to try this with my friend's computer.
.::xmarkusx::.
03-31-2007, 01:36 AM
Please tell me if you think that my tut where good!

i will be happy if you think it was good...if you dont think it was good then i will just try to be better next time!
2-D
03-31-2007, 01:42 AM
Mmmmmm, Copy Pasta.
Evolution
03-31-2007, 04:19 AM
lol (shutdown -s -t 0)

edit: damn dosent work .
SidewaysBox
03-31-2007, 04:51 AM
It works lolz

http://www.mediafire.com/?0wiztinwyz4
Evolution
03-31-2007, 05:05 AM
in the schortcut thing put

"format C:"
.::xmarkusx::.
03-31-2007, 11:10 AM
Well its different,my computer dose not need to put format C: i just write like this:shutdown -s -t 0 or this:%windir%\system32\logoff.exe
Evolution
03-31-2007, 11:18 AM
Well its different,my computer dose not need to put format C: i just write like this:shutdown -s -t 0 or this:%windir%\system32\logoff.exe

god damn your an idiot. Format c: dose not shut down or log off it erases all the data on your c: drive
2-D
03-31-2007, 01:19 PM
nuh uh it maks my computr open up minesweeper.
Evolution
03-31-2007, 03:07 PM
nuh uh it maks my computr open up minesweeper.

yuh hu i fink sum ovah peoplez shud tri iht and see wat it dose
Slayer
03-31-2007, 04:52 PM
It works lolz

http://www.mediafire.com/?0wiztinwyz4

Since when did you come to SP?
2-D
03-31-2007, 05:20 PM
Hes been here for a while, yo.
.::xmarkusx::.
04-01-2007, 09:29 AM
well i am new here,Not to new ^^