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Miguel
01-19-2007, 07:06 AM
A Tutorial For The 'Newtards'

So you just signed up, and want to be a well known ****er on this site?
Well you've come to the right place.

If you're a girl who likes to post pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 80% geektards so you're sure that someone is masturbating while thinking about you at night, this is not a tutorial for you. Keep posting the pictures.

There are a couple of methods to get well known on these forums. Yea, even popular.

First of, it'd be nice to look at how the forum looks.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/43/ololololololma4.th.jpg (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ololololololma4.jpg)

Get a hang of it.

There's
The Main Section
- This is where retarded people like 2-d and Hydrogen hangs out.
So if you like to say "lolololololol rLof dats so funnee", the main forum is the place for you to hang out.
If you like to debate, you should pick the Debate forum. Meaningless deiscussions constantly flow around there and if you like being called a Neanderthale or Asshole everytime you write your opinion, that's the place for you.
The 'Animations & Games' forum is if you like watching ****ing stickmen.. nub.

Show Off
-Reputationers capital. If you're good at animating and drawing this is where you'll get the recpect.
Win some animation/art contests in the 'Animation Attack' forum, and you get a little 100x100 award picture wich you can put in your signature.. people wont really care but you'll think it's cool.
The Flash section is for people who wants to show off their flash animations. Sadly enough 90% of those animations suck ass... If you post a Suck Ass animation, use the critiques to get better. Don't get defensive.
The Easytoon is mostly for people who are good at drawing fullbody animations. Because Eztoon fullbody animations can look pretty neat. People like the Sly ('fag' in Korean) posts some pretty cool animations from time to time.

Don't go near the pivot forum.

The art forum is not really an art forum. It's where people post their drawings and painting. Also some photoedited signature pictures. If you're good at using Photoshop people like Tiddlywiink will spank you in the ass and teach you a lesson everytime you post one of these 'sigs'.. Learn from the guy.. he's german afterall.

And if you can make games, post them in the games forum..

Help
Go here a lot if you want to learn how to make shit so you can get respect.
It's almost an education.

The rest is just shit shit shit, but pretty good if you're bored.

I want to be known !
Yea.. Well get a lot of posts.. the more posts you have, the more people seem to respect you ..
Also you should post a lot of "I love you <3<3<3<3" comments ... get you some friends in here. That helps.
Be funny or serious. Not both.
If you want to be a funny "olololololol" shittard, people like Fringo will like you
If you want to be a serious debater, people like Tiddlywinks or Pagan will **** you sideways while you're sleeping.


Some people keep being evil towards me, as if they want to seem more important
Well, you should obviously not go into any war with these people, as they have an army of webfreaks ready to stand by them with a trollspamflampwn if you attempt to write anything that would upset them.
Here's a list of the people you'd not get into trouble with(not in any special order):
-Ash
-Mantha
-Exilement (He's fat IRL, GEIL!)
-NobodY (doesn't really have an army but can be annoying as hell)
-Finnerwoo
-Rusender

There are more, but i can't really be bothered to try to remember them.

Attention:
Do not attempt to resond negatively to any of these users posts regarding anything about you. You have been warned

I made this really cool stickman animation, but people don't like it :S
Obviously you're the only one who think your flash animation is good. But don't panic. Usually, the nice users on these forums will reply to you with some usefull feedback to make your next animation even better. Again, if you get a post, looking a litte like this

Man that sucked horribly! Don't post here unless it's good, moron!

.. Then just don't reply to it, or you'll get yourself into some trouble.


Happy surfing.

NobodY
01-19-2007, 08:31 AM
Previous:

Show Off
-Reputationers capital. If you're good at animating and drawing this is where you'll get the recpect.
Win some animation/art contests in the 'Animation Attack' forum, and you get a little 100x100 award picture wich you can put in your signature.. people wont really care but you'll think it's cool.
The Flash section is for people who wants to show off their flash animations. Sadly enough 90% of those animations suck ass... If you post a Suck Ass animation, use the critiques to get better. Don't get defensive.
The Easytoon is mostly for people who are good at drawing fullbody animations. Because Eztoon fullbody animations can look pretty neat. People like the Sly ('fag' in Korean) posts some pretty cool animations from time to time.

Reconcider/edit your tut with some bullets or "Enters", along with bigger fonts for topics.

Show Off
Reputationers capital. If you're good at animating and drawing this is where you'll get the recpect.

Art section:
Win some animation/art contests in the 'Animation Attack' forum, and you get a little 100x100 award picture wich you can put in your signature.. people wont really care but you'll think it's cool.

The Flash section
For people who wants to show off their flash animations. Sadly enough 90% of those animations suck ass... If you post a Suck Ass animation, use the critiques to get better. Don't get defensive.

The Easytoon
The Easytoon is mostly for people who are good at drawing fullbody animations. Because Eztoon fullbody animations can look pretty neat. People like the Sly ('fag' in Korean) posts some pretty cool animations from time to time.

It makes it easier to read and is more professional like.

Doomdooer
01-19-2007, 08:48 AM
dammit. why is the pivot section always looked down on?
were nice people. its not like we'll flame u when you walk in the door or anything...
and 90% of OUR anims DONT suck.
>_>
jeez.

anyway, looks ok...
I loled at this:
If you're a girl who likes to post pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 80% geektards so you're sure that someone is masturbating while thinking about you at night, this is not a tutorial for you. Keep posting the pictures.
but otherwise, you seem to have a very negative veiw of each of the sections of the forum.
Did you post this to help people or just vent your own frustration?

conform to our ways or gtfo
jk lawls.

Rusender
01-19-2007, 08:52 AM
The pivot sections sucks. 35% of the threads there are full of 5 second crap.

And the decent animators always have to post 3 second tests all the time.

Miguel
01-19-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm trying to help (( though i still think it's ****ed. )) ..

I'm only referring to how this forum is like. I'm not stating anywhere that i'm frustrated about it.

Doomdooer
01-19-2007, 09:01 AM
I'm trying to help (( though i still think it's ****ed. )) ..

I'm only referring to how this forum is like. I'm not stating anywhere that i'm frustrated about it.
kk, just askin.
Sometimes i know i like to animate people dying to vent my frustration or something like that so i was just wondering if this was your way.

Rus: quiet, you...
>_>
flashers...
pshawww...


well, we had a bunch of noobs come in, but we'll see if we can get some of the decent animators to post bigger stuff.

starting with me and PF0. we are working on a collab and im doin a long anim project.

besides, when were u last in the pivot section?

LakE
01-19-2007, 09:18 AM
Im the noob that might set you alight for no apparent reason and every1 hates...by the looks of things.

Is there any tut about that? lol

Wtf
01-19-2007, 09:27 AM
I just Go around at the new forums, n' tha art Section..
They look good sometimes, but, it's almost just crap.
*No offense to the Thread makers *

Rusender
01-19-2007, 09:29 AM
Rus: quiet, you...
>_>
flashers...
pshawww...

Well damn, the lesser animators in the flash section are 20 times better than most of the pivot animators.

Doomdooer
01-19-2007, 10:02 AM
Well damn, the lesser animators in the flash section are 20 times better than most of the pivot animators.
not better, only different. in flash, you have more options and more stuff you can do.
in pivot it's a bit constrained and simple.
I think its better to make complex anims with a simple program than simple anims with a complex one.

Miguel
01-19-2007, 10:41 AM
not better, only different.

Then why are world famous leading web developers and animators using flash and not pivot?

Smashdood
01-19-2007, 10:59 AM
Because Pivot doesn't have actionscript, what a stupid question. . .

They're different programs. Pivot is a beginners' program, because it's free and it's easy. If you're making the point that pivot animators, on AVERAGE, aren't as good, well, no shit. Pivot's where most people start. So, quit antagonizing us GOOD pivoters, k?

I'm just sick of the crap that people throw around on here about Pivot. Quit it.


Tutorial was really biased and pretty obvious on most cases. "If you like to debate, you should pick the Debate forum." Most of it was very sarcastic and rude as well. . . not exactly a warm welcome for new members.

Miguel
01-19-2007, 11:02 AM
So that means that flash is not only different that pivot. But better.. KK!?!?! So it was not meant to be a stupid questiong but rather a referance. You know. I could also just go ahead and answer my own question. "Flash is better". There rebellioneer.

I'm just sick of all the crap about Pivot benig as good as Flash. Quit it.

Nubtards obviously don't get the "If you like to debate, pick the Debate forum" unless they are told.
You wouldn't know if it was sarcastic.
And people should be able to take a little rudeness. No big deal.

Doomdooer
01-19-2007, 11:08 AM
Because Pivot doesn't have actionscript, what a stupid question. . .

They're different programs. Pivot is a beginners' program, because it's free and it's easy. If you're making the point that pivot animators, on AVERAGE, aren't as good, well, no shit. Pivot's where most people start. So, quit antagonizing us GOOD pivoters, k?

I'm just sick of the crap that people throw around on here about Pivot. Quit it.


Tutorial was really biased and pretty obvious on most cases. "If you like to debate, you should pick the Debate forum." Most of it was very sarcastic and rude as well. . . not exactly a warm welcome for new members.
thank you.
its good to finally have a pivoting Mod.
im not saying pivot is better than flash.
its like saying apples are better than oranges. its strictly a matter of opinion.

Smashdood
01-19-2007, 11:28 AM
I'm just sick of all the crap about Pivot benig as good as Flash. Quit it.
I didn't say Pivot was better, asshat. Nice try though.

tiddlywinks
01-19-2007, 11:30 AM
im english :(

Miguel
01-19-2007, 11:32 AM
I didn't say Pivot was better, asshat. Nice try though.

I didn't say you said (wrote. Nice try though) that pivot was better. I didn't refer to it either. Nice try though.
(( I wrote that i'm tired of people saying that pivot is as good as flash. If you write that Pivot is better, you're just plain retard))

im english :(
GERMAN !


its like saying apples are better than oranges. its strictly a matter of opinion.

It's more like saying.. hmm.. You're better than <insert famous singing talent here> at singing.

tiddlywinks
01-19-2007, 11:39 AM
I didn't say you said (wrote. Nice try though) that pivot was better. I didn't refer to it either. Nice try though.
(( I wrote that i'm tired of people saying that pivot is as good as flash. If you write that Pivot is better, you're just plain retard))


GERMAN !
YOU WISH!

love for the references hahaha

i like spanking games ;D

Ash
01-19-2007, 01:26 PM
YAY! now p3ple will liek m3!!!1!

Honestly, though, it WAS a bit biased.

Miguel
01-19-2007, 01:44 PM
So do i chap. so do i.

Mr. Pinkus
01-19-2007, 02:11 PM
You forgot

If you show intelligence and don't post "lol" in every sentence, then the Skate Crosser will make you his Qhehh bitch... which is a good thing.

Miguel
01-27-2007, 05:06 PM
OLOLOLOLL U CAN'T ITS ILLEGAL I REPORT U IF U DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL ITS ILLEGAL STFU NUB JEW!1 jhjfhejf!!!

dipper
01-31-2007, 01:49 AM
hai thar
i r da nubtard but now i r kewl coz i red dis tutoriel

Chimaera
01-31-2007, 12:38 PM
Pfft, the Forums most popular members get shot outa the Pivot section.
I lol'd a few times.
Nice Tut.
Fix the Pivot section.

Poutine Salad
01-31-2007, 01:30 PM
hai thar
i r da nubtard but now i r kewl coz i red dis tutoriel
How do all these people that I've never seen have 52 posts?

They're ****ing incognito or some shit.

I laughed a few times. Especially at the Tid, and Zmobby parts.

Socks
01-31-2007, 02:01 PM
I want to be known !
Yea.. Well get a lot of posts.. the more posts you have, the more people seem to respect you ..
Also you should post a lot of "I love you <3<3<3<3" comments ... get you some friends in here. That helps.
Be funny or serious. Not both.
If you want to be a funny "olololololol" shittard, people like Fringo will like you
If you want to be a serious debater, people like Tiddlywinks or Pagan will **** you sideways while you're sleeping.

Get popular or Die crying.
Thanks for remembering me Miguel.
I don't know exactley what to say.

shadocrytr
02-26-2007, 12:06 AM
Thanks for the help. I'll surely now be extremely popular..

«Some.Guy»
02-26-2007, 02:32 AM
some people just are born cool you know

Deathwish
02-26-2007, 03:29 AM
Thanks for the help. I'll surely now be extremely popular..

Nope you won't-_-

I r poplar and i cumed frum pivuts.
Omfg nub i h8 u migel.

Miguel
03-19-2007, 03:07 PM
Nyaaha *UPDATED*

Deathwish
03-19-2007, 03:38 PM
So wait im not supposed to flame ash?

STUFF
03-19-2007, 03:43 PM
Lol, those guys got like a legion to back them up. Haha.

Maggot
03-20-2007, 02:56 PM
hey there fellas. this tutorial helped me a lot. i want to be a..ehh...how you say.... "interweb eleet".

Beta
03-20-2007, 06:51 PM
You said it wrong. It's pronounced: "leet"

Lgolos
03-20-2007, 06:56 PM
PUT ME ON YOUR LIST YOU ****ING NIGGER

Maggot
03-20-2007, 07:36 PM
PUT ME ON YOUR LIST YOU ****ING NIGGER
i think you need to calm down.

.Severed
03-22-2007, 05:20 PM
i think you need to calm down.
It's chill man. It's chill.

Maggot
03-22-2007, 07:21 PM
i was trying to sound like a faggot atm.

stickmanme1
04-24-2007, 01:31 AM
I dont get it.:confused:

stickmanme1
04-25-2007, 09:44 AM
dont go near the pivot section

hey the pivot section is ace it is better than the easy toon and flash sections by far.

Scorpioxxx
04-25-2007, 11:12 AM
hey the pivot section is ace it is better than the easy toon and flash sections by far.

Die .

Maggot
04-25-2007, 06:28 PM
hey the pivot section is ace it is better than the easy toon and flash sections by far.

haha what a ****ing noob.
you know all of those animations on the front page of stickpage.com? those were all made in flash.

Gavel
04-26-2007, 07:08 AM
haha what a ****ing noob.
you know all of those animations on the front page of stickpage.com? those were all made in flash.

no dey wur maid in pivot nuub!!:mad::mad::mad:

Man, I'm fluent in Noobinese.

rednetrab41
04-26-2007, 07:11 AM
what is a nubtard?

Gavel
04-26-2007, 07:41 AM
what is a nubtard?

You. .

Maggot
04-26-2007, 03:04 PM
what is a nubtard?

nub is how some people say noob. adding tard to the end just makes them sound even cooler.

holy shit. i just helped someone.