Miguel
01-19-2007, 07:06 AM
A Tutorial For The 'Newtards'
So you just signed up, and want to be a well known ****er on this site?
Well you've come to the right place.
If you're a girl who likes to post pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 80% geektards so you're sure that someone is masturbating while thinking about you at night, this is not a tutorial for you. Keep posting the pictures.
There are a couple of methods to get well known on these forums. Yea, even popular.
First of, it'd be nice to look at how the forum looks.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/43/ololololololma4.th.jpg (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ololololololma4.jpg)
Get a hang of it.
There's
The Main Section
- This is where retarded people like 2-d and Hydrogen hangs out.
So if you like to say "lolololololol rLof dats so funnee", the main forum is the place for you to hang out.
If you like to debate, you should pick the Debate forum. Meaningless deiscussions constantly flow around there and if you like being called a Neanderthale or Asshole everytime you write your opinion, that's the place for you.
The 'Animations & Games' forum is if you like watching ****ing stickmen.. nub.
Show Off
-Reputationers capital. If you're good at animating and drawing this is where you'll get the recpect.
Win some animation/art contests in the 'Animation Attack' forum, and you get a little 100x100 award picture wich you can put in your signature.. people wont really care but you'll think it's cool.
The Flash section is for people who wants to show off their flash animations. Sadly enough 90% of those animations suck ass... If you post a Suck Ass animation, use the critiques to get better. Don't get defensive.
The Easytoon is mostly for people who are good at drawing fullbody animations. Because Eztoon fullbody animations can look pretty neat. People like the Sly ('fag' in Korean) posts some pretty cool animations from time to time.
Don't go near the pivot forum.
The art forum is not really an art forum. It's where people post their drawings and painting. Also some photoedited signature pictures. If you're good at using Photoshop people like Tiddlywiink will spank you in the ass and teach you a lesson everytime you post one of these 'sigs'.. Learn from the guy.. he's german afterall.
And if you can make games, post them in the games forum..
Help
Go here a lot if you want to learn how to make shit so you can get respect.
It's almost an education.
The rest is just shit shit shit, but pretty good if you're bored.
I want to be known !
Yea.. Well get a lot of posts.. the more posts you have, the more people seem to respect you ..
Also you should post a lot of "I love you <3<3<3<3" comments ... get you some friends in here. That helps.
Be funny or serious. Not both.
If you want to be a funny "olololololol" shittard, people like Fringo will like you
If you want to be a serious debater, people like Tiddlywinks or Pagan will **** you sideways while you're sleeping.
Some people keep being evil towards me, as if they want to seem more important
Well, you should obviously not go into any war with these people, as they have an army of webfreaks ready to stand by them with a trollspamflampwn if you attempt to write anything that would upset them.
Here's a list of the people you'd not get into trouble with(not in any special order):
-Ash
-Mantha
-Exilement (He's fat IRL, GEIL!)
-NobodY (doesn't really have an army but can be annoying as hell)
-Finnerwoo
-Rusender
There are more, but i can't really be bothered to try to remember them.
Attention:
Do not attempt to resond negatively to any of these users posts regarding anything about you. You have been warned
I made this really cool stickman animation, but people don't like it :S
Obviously you're the only one who think your flash animation is good. But don't panic. Usually, the nice users on these forums will reply to you with some usefull feedback to make your next animation even better. Again, if you get a post, looking a litte like this
Man that sucked horribly! Don't post here unless it's good, moron!
.. Then just don't reply to it, or you'll get yourself into some trouble.
Happy surfing.
So you just signed up, and want to be a well known ****er on this site?
Well you've come to the right place.
If you're a girl who likes to post pictures of yourself on a forum populated by 80% geektards so you're sure that someone is masturbating while thinking about you at night, this is not a tutorial for you. Keep posting the pictures.
There are a couple of methods to get well known on these forums. Yea, even popular.
First of, it'd be nice to look at how the forum looks.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/43/ololololololma4.th.jpg (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ololololololma4.jpg)
Get a hang of it.
There's
The Main Section
- This is where retarded people like 2-d and Hydrogen hangs out.
So if you like to say "lolololololol rLof dats so funnee", the main forum is the place for you to hang out.
If you like to debate, you should pick the Debate forum. Meaningless deiscussions constantly flow around there and if you like being called a Neanderthale or Asshole everytime you write your opinion, that's the place for you.
The 'Animations & Games' forum is if you like watching ****ing stickmen.. nub.
Show Off
-Reputationers capital. If you're good at animating and drawing this is where you'll get the recpect.
Win some animation/art contests in the 'Animation Attack' forum, and you get a little 100x100 award picture wich you can put in your signature.. people wont really care but you'll think it's cool.
The Flash section is for people who wants to show off their flash animations. Sadly enough 90% of those animations suck ass... If you post a Suck Ass animation, use the critiques to get better. Don't get defensive.
The Easytoon is mostly for people who are good at drawing fullbody animations. Because Eztoon fullbody animations can look pretty neat. People like the Sly ('fag' in Korean) posts some pretty cool animations from time to time.
Don't go near the pivot forum.
The art forum is not really an art forum. It's where people post their drawings and painting. Also some photoedited signature pictures. If you're good at using Photoshop people like Tiddlywiink will spank you in the ass and teach you a lesson everytime you post one of these 'sigs'.. Learn from the guy.. he's german afterall.
And if you can make games, post them in the games forum..
Help
Go here a lot if you want to learn how to make shit so you can get respect.
It's almost an education.
The rest is just shit shit shit, but pretty good if you're bored.
I want to be known !
Yea.. Well get a lot of posts.. the more posts you have, the more people seem to respect you ..
Also you should post a lot of "I love you <3<3<3<3" comments ... get you some friends in here. That helps.
Be funny or serious. Not both.
If you want to be a funny "olololololol" shittard, people like Fringo will like you
If you want to be a serious debater, people like Tiddlywinks or Pagan will **** you sideways while you're sleeping.
Some people keep being evil towards me, as if they want to seem more important
Well, you should obviously not go into any war with these people, as they have an army of webfreaks ready to stand by them with a trollspamflampwn if you attempt to write anything that would upset them.
Here's a list of the people you'd not get into trouble with(not in any special order):
-Ash
-Mantha
-Exilement (He's fat IRL, GEIL!)
-NobodY (doesn't really have an army but can be annoying as hell)
-Finnerwoo
-Rusender
There are more, but i can't really be bothered to try to remember them.
Attention:
Do not attempt to resond negatively to any of these users posts regarding anything about you. You have been warned
I made this really cool stickman animation, but people don't like it :S
Obviously you're the only one who think your flash animation is good. But don't panic. Usually, the nice users on these forums will reply to you with some usefull feedback to make your next animation even better. Again, if you get a post, looking a litte like this
Man that sucked horribly! Don't post here unless it's good, moron!
.. Then just don't reply to it, or you'll get yourself into some trouble.
Happy surfing.