Puberty: the tut. {DOD}

[Doomdooer]

Mkay, a lot of people,(ok...2 people) have asked how puberty is and what to expect. I figured that since I'm almost through it, I could help those who are just starting or are close to puberty.
Since this forum is mostly male (and since I'm male and therefore know nothing about female puberty) this tut will be for male puberty.

What To Expect:
1. Loads of Zits.
Your face will get really greasy as puberty hits and you will get a load of zits and other facial problems.
Solution: Wash your face a ton. Like 2 times a day

2. Funky Mood Swings
The mood swings arent as bad as on TV where the person is crying and then suddenly laughing thier heads off. Usually around dinner time or when you are hungry, you will start to feel irritable and sometimes even depressed. The more hungry you are, the worse it gets. Sometimes for no reason, things will just piss you off and you will feel complete contempt for the person/thing that made you mad.
Solution: For hunger mood swings, usually you can just eat a good meal and instantly you'll perk up.
For just getting pissed, try to calm yourself down or leave the room and stay in a secluded area so you can calm down. These dont usually last long.

3. Wierd Hunger
ok, i just call it wierd hunger cuz thats my pet name for it. Sometimes you'll just get hungry and want to eat something...a LOT of something. This happens at random times and you never know when it will sneak up on you.
Solution: this is your bodies reaction to the huge enrgy consumption used up by your rapidly growing body. Give in to the hunger and eat! But not just junk food. eat good stuff like vegetables and fruits so your body will have the energy it needs to continue growing.

4. Growth!
You'll grow in huge spurts at random intervals throughout puberty. Once, I grew an inch and a half in 3 months. It feels a little crazy and sometimes You get a tiny bit lightheaded because your body isnt quite used to the extra altitude.
Solution: If ya feel lightheaded, just sit down. Growing is cool cuz you can check your progress. I grew almost a foot in 2 years and Im not done even yet!

5. Cracking Voice
Your voice is cracking huh? Thats cuz the vocal cords are lengthening to allow for a deeper voice. this usually takes about a year to complete but the majority of the cracking will be in a 4 month period. Dont worry, just imagine the manly sounding voice you'll have afterwards! Its kind of embarrasing but really, the deeper voice is worth it!
Solution: just try to talk in low, even tones to avoid a bunch of cracking. Dont screech or yell or youl sound like some form of odd chicken.


6. Chest Pains
Your chest is broken out? Thats cuz your body is producing a lot more oil than it used to so your face and chest break out in zits and sometimes rashes because of the rubbing of your clothes on your chest. it doesnt hurt bad, but it gives you a good excuse to stay in bed and watch TV if ya overdo it for your mom. ;)
Solution: put some Aloe vera oil or petrolium jelly on it. that usually helps.

UPDATE!!!!

7. Uber hair Growth!
Armpit hair is kinda wierd when it starts out. it itches and burns a little because your skin rubs on it and gets irritated. after it grows out a bit its like it isnt even there.
Solution: try to not let your arms swing a lot when you walk or you'll get a huge rash. you can shave it off if you want but then you will be considered queer.

8. Muscle Growth (yes!)
IF you really keep track of your muscle growth, you will find that in puberty, you willl gain muscle way easier than you did as a kid. One word: hormones. This is the easiest time in your life to build muscles so...
Solution: WORK OUT A TON! Become the arnold-man youve always wanted to be.

9. Hair....on your lips! D:
Your probly gonna get hair on ur upper lip and chin. dont worry, it happens to therest of us too. It kinda tickles when it first comes in, but its nice to have an excuse to shave. (cmon...you know youve been dying to shave some of that peach fuzz off) I have tested it and yes, shaving does make the hair grow back faster and longer. dont ask me why. it just does.
Solution: Shave! and dont worry about cutting yourself with the razor. it only hurts for an hour or so. the bleeding will stop before school tomorrow :)

10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST! SMELL!
You will start to stink. your pits will reek horribly if they get so much as a molocule of sweat in them. Thank goodness for deoderant.
Solution: Deoderant in the morning, Deoderant and a shower at night. every night.

I wont go into the sexual changes because, frankly, I think thats a subject you should talk to your parents about.

I might add more symptoms and solutions later.

I hope this helped.
Thank you and good day.

[RH]

strange...but thanks....i think.

[Doomdooer]

no problem. I hope this quiets a lot of fears in regardence to puberty
^_^

[RH]

I actually wasnt thinking about it until you told me..<<>>

[Doomdooer]

oh, you will be. once ya hit it, its almost impossible to miss.
Your face just feels like a zit forest and you sound like a country-singin frog.

[RH]

[sarcasm/]thanks for that you REALLY PUT MY MIND AT REST![sarcasm/]

[Doomdooer]

your welcome
;)

[Rusender]

I asked what puberty was like, but I wasnt serious. This would be good for the 5 year olds that make up 25% of stickpage.

[Doomdooer]

feh.. i know the average age around here is 10-13
that is right before puberty age.

[V.Valentine]

You know, this is why parents send their kids to school.

Those that don't know, will know in the long run.

There was no need for this, and this isn't even a tutorial.

[Doomdooer]

just trying to help out ok? When I was 12, I wanted to know everything that would happen when I got into puberty. I figured a lot of people had that same curiosity. and really, should we give our teachers the right to tell us abuot OUR lives? no. I think Parents should be the ones to really let ya know whats gonna happen.
I just posted this to show some solutions to some of the problems faced in puberty.
Go rag on some other sh!t poster.

[Lgolos]

I asked what puberty was like, but I wasnt serious. This would be good for the 5 year olds that make up 25% of stickpage.

Don't front. That wasn't funny or cool.

[Doomdooer]

Front?
whatchoo talkin bout?
Im so confused.

[Chimaera]

I win at puberty.
You forgot muscle cramp and muscle growth.

[Evolution]

what about the urge to stick your cock up someone or to fap????

[Chimaera]

what about the urge to stick your cock up someone or to fap????
Meh, I had that WAY before puberty.

[Eccentrix]

4. Growth!
You'll grow in huge spurts at random intervals throughout puberty. Once, I grew an inch and a half in 3 months. It feels a little crazy



You grew an inch and a half where?

Wich head?

[V.Valentine]

So then, whytf were they asking you and not their parents?

It seems the most logical thing to do anyway.

Nothing to be ashamed about.

[Evolution]

So then, whytf were they asking you and not their parents?

It seems the most logical thing to do anyway.

Nothing to be ashamed about.
yup but it'd be pretty damn embarising telling you mum
"MUHM LAST NIGHT WHN I WS WANKNG MY PEN0R SPRAYED WHIT ZTUF IZ THIZ NORMAL?"

[Überschall]

I liked that..."tut"
It makes the attmo here fell more....like....we all are kinda a great family.
And if he cares about other peoples worries, whats the problem?

[Slayer]

yup but it'd be pretty damn embarising telling you mum
"MUHM LAST NIGHT WHN I WS WANKNG MY PEN0R SPRAYED WHIT ZTUF IZ THIZ NORMAL?"

I live with my mom, and I just hit puberty...

Oh no...

'>_>

[HBZ]

You forgot to put the part where your penis grows 5-6 inches, and you grow a jungle bush.

HOW COULD YOU!

[Rusender]

You forgot to put the part where your penis grows 5-6 inches, and you grow a jungle bush.

HOW COULD YOU!

Maybe that didnt happen to him.

[Dudeman]

Maybe that didnt happen to him.
Yeah, I don't think he's been completely through puberty yet.

Anyway, you missed the biggest part, which is the way teenagers turn everything sexual. Not to mention HBZ's comment.

[Rusender]

Yeah, I don't think he's been completely through puberty yet.

Neither have I.


I know these 2 kids, and they are in 8th grade, and are as tiny as 5th graders. They're almost 14, and no growth.

[Dudeman]

Neither have I.


I know these 2 kids, and they are in 8th grade, and are as tiny as 5th graders. They're almost 14, and no growth.
I know a freshmen who's like half my height.

Probably taller than 4 feet, but definitely shorter than 4'8"

[NTG]

You fergot how ur pen0r groes 17 inches.

[MiniMan]

You fergot how ur pen0r groes 17 inches.mine grew 20, and i get paid to have people look at it!! lol

[MiniMan]

lol you need a tutorial?
just buy whatever you need to control it (zits, lube etc.)

[2-D]

You forgot getting a patch of hair above your cock, then the hair spreads moar!

[Doomdooer]

GUYS! DID YOU NOT READ MY POST? I SAID I WOULD NOT GO INTO THE SEXUAL AREA OF PUBERTY DUMB@$$ES.
now, I realise that I dint put everything in, I said Id add more when i thought of it. Just STFU about the sexual area. I made this tut to helps people, not turn them into pedophiles.

*updating...*

[Mantha]

Puberty doesn't come on time. If that little kid didn't grow:
-he hasn't come to this part yet
-it's in the genes

[Doomdooer]

tru dat. I probly wont reach my full height until somewhere around 22. My family are all "late bloomers".
I knew a kid who was 16 and still hadnt grown. then right around when he turned 17 he shot up and is now almost 6'2"

[Gongiar]

well i have had 2 zits and have hair on my upper lip so am i like in puberty or something ?

[Mantha]

I said that puberty doesn't come on time.

Just forget about it. Don't think of puberty at all. If you get a zit, clean it up.
Just live on.

You'll grow up.

[Gongiar]

I said that puberty doesn't come on time.

Just forget about it. Don't think of puberty at all. If you get a zit, clean it up.
Just live on.

You'll grow up.
now when you say you''l grow up who dose that coun t for . .

[Doomdooer]

*sigh*
ohhh boy.
Gongair. Dont worry. when ya hit puberty, you'll know it.

mantha...... yeah... whatever

[Ash]

Mantha, puberty is different for guys. It's worse for you, but we still have to deal with shaving, getting horny in public spaces, and needing some fun time so we don't turn blue.

[Benja]

Meh, puberty is over for me.

[Überschall]

Meh, puberty is over for me.

lucky bastard ;)

[lee]

Im going through puberty and I'm a masterbating animal.
I got a girlfriend. Shes usually depressed, like me. And I told her that the day we made out, I masterbated over it. And she laughed then said "I did too".
Well, we all do it.

[2-D]

Im going through puberty and I'm a masterbating animal.
I got a girlfriend. Shes usually depressed, like me. And I told her that the day we made out, I masterbated over it. And she laughed then said "I did too".
Well, we all do it.My imaginary girlfriend masturbates alot too.

[lee]

Who the hell are you. Leave me alone.

[2-D]

Who the hell are you. Leave me alone.
Hi, Im 2-D, And Im Here To Make Your Experience On Stickpage's Forums A Living Hell!

[HBZ]

Who the hell are you. Leave me alone.

AND WHO THE **** ARE YOU!
LEAVE ME ALONE!

PERVERT!
/CRY lotz*

[Dudeman]

Hi, Im 2-D, And Im Here To Make Your Experience On Stickpage's Forums A Living Hell!
We wouldn't want that now would we.


Watch your step buddy. We're all just trying to have a good time.

[lee]

I thanketh ye for warding off the demon, sire Dudeman.

[x~quiz~it]

GO DUDEMAN GO DUDEMAN IT'S YA BIRTHDAY IT'S YA BIRTHDAY, GO DUDEMAN GO DUDEMAN IT'S YA BIRTHDAY. Another reason why i <3 you dudeman :D

[Socks]

Hah, funky mood swings? I only can be pissed off if I don't eat, my mom is suprised im so thin, while I eat 3 bowls of cereal everyday.

[maggot777]

im going through puberty. yayz!!!1111
in chorus (ayayaya im in chorus at my school) i was singing and my voiced crackered. TWICE! HA!

[FrAnKeH]

You forgot the random cumming.

[Deathwish]

You forgot the random cumming.
tru dat. .

[Benja]

You forgot the random cumming.

Hahaha!

So effing true.

[stickmeister]

Strange but good tut. My cousin is 8 and he is a little peach fuzz. I also have been having random hunger.

[2-D]

Strange but good tut. My cousin is 8 and he is a little peach fuzz.

Dude. What are you doing looking at your cousins peach fuzz you freak!



Anyways. Ive never had a wet dream. I wonder why. I though its because i masturbate a lot.

[FrAnKeH]

Did you know, some people just dont have wet dreams.
And some people have loads.

[2-D]

Did you know, some people just dont have wet dreams.
Masturbates.

And some people have loads.

Doesnt Masturbate.

I had a dream about ****ing last night, hell, i ****ed a few times, i didnt wake up all wet.

[FrAnKeH]

Apparently there's no correlation.
Also, who wants wet dreams???

[Chronic]

Everybody who meets me always thinks i'm 14 or something, but i'm only twelve. And when i tell them, there like "Holy shit! Your the biggest ****in' 12 year old i've ever seen!!"
Also, who wants wet dreams???
I hate wet dreams. You wake up all wet and sticky.And if you dont notice, you'll end up walking out with cum all over your leg. How's that for a fun family situation?

[2-D]

Everybody who meets me always thinks i'm 14 or something, but i'm only twelve. And when i tell them, there like "Holy shit! Your the biggest ****in' 12 year old i've ever seen!!"

I hate wet dreams. You wake up all wet and sticky.And if you dont notice, you'll end up walking out with cum all over your leg. How's that for a fun family situation?
Stickeroth. I think your ****ing 11, not 14.

And what? Do you like sleep with your family or something? Unable to change your clothe before you walk out of your room? God noob.

[Socks]

I've never masturbated and never had a wet dream either.

Meaning that your statistic is incorrect.

[2-D]

I've never masturbated and never had a wet dream either.

Meaning that your statistic is incorrect.

You probally dont even have semen. You cant have a wet dream if you dont have any. ****ing 3 year olds dont have wet dreams.

[Rusender]

I've never masturbated and never had a wet dream either.

Meaning that your statistic is incorrect.

Youve never played with your dinky?

[fitzy]

Apparently there's no correlation

yes there is, your body needs to get rid of sperm n stuff. people who masturbate more get rid of it themselves, people who don't have more wet dreams in order to. (there is obviously exeptions but thats the general trend)

My cousin is 8 and he is a little peach fuzz.

8 year olds don't have peach fuzz...they havn't started puberty. unless he's like one of the earliest bloomers on the planet or has something wrong with him

[Rusender]

I know a 5 year old that has peach fuzz. On his head.


OMG!

[FrAnKeH]

Actually, non used semen is absorbed back into the body i believe.

[Doomdooer]

.....AW FRANKEH! I WAS EATING! DANGIT!
NOW MY CLAM CHOWDER LOOKS.........all nasty.

blech...
besides. i really dont see the need to masturbate just to get rid of unused semen. The body MUST have some sort of re-absorbative thingy.

[fitzy]

Actually, non used semen is absorbed back into the body i believe.

where did you get that from?

(not arguing just asking)

[FrAnKeH]

Its strange, i just knew it... Maybe sex ed.
I just googled it and its the same for people that have the snip.

[Lgolos]

Its strange, i just knew it... Maybe sex ed.
I just googled it and its the same for people that have the snip.

That made my testicles hurt.

[Setmin]

Prepare yourself, you're about to get owned.

How can you teach us about puberty if you're only 11?

ZING!

[Socks]

By saying Lolololol you get rid of the meaning, since Lol means lots of laughs, by sayign LOLOLOLOL your saying Lots of Lots of Lots of Lots of Lots of Lots of Laughs, defating the purpose of Lol.

[Rusender]

LOL= Laugh Out Loud

I think.

[2-D]

LOL= Laugh Out Loud

I think.
Originally, Yes.

[F-Zero]

Im going through puberty and I'm a masterbating animal.
I got a girlfriend. Shes usually depressed, like me. And I told her that the day we made out, I masterbated over it. And she laughed then said "I did too".
Well, we all do it.

Whoah, you masterbated over a makeout session?! ROFL
Its not that great after awhile, nevermind, it's pretty ****ing awesome. It also depends on the girl, for exapmle, if the girl shoves her whole mouth into yours, then it sucks. Anyway, the coolest thing I ever did was i made out with my girlfriend and we put a pack of poprocks in our mouths. It was sweet, man. lol

[Doomdooer]

Prepare yourself, you're about to get owned.

How can you teach us about puberty if you're only 11?

ZING!
dummy, im 16.
(just had my burfday on Sunday!
:D)
duhh.

[kinkster2]

Almost none of that is true. Some of it may happen, but thers no problem inless you wory about it. Plus,you forgot to mention penis growth(the most important part).

[Myself]

That's been mentioned several times.

[chipmunk man]

Ah, see the book i read didn't explain this much....So thats why my armpits burn!

[ThatGuy]

wow, this is such an unnecessary thread, it's called sex-ed, you learn this in school

[Doomdooer]

then why did you post here and bump it up again may i ask.

[Miphisto]

Lol i've never laughed so hard in my life at this. I'm putting this is my sig. Just way to funny.

yup but it'd be pretty damn embarising telling you mum
"MUHM LAST NIGHT WHN I WS WANKNG MY PEN0R SPRAYED WHIT ZTUF IZ THIZ NORMAL?"

[New Generation]

phew thanks god i gone though that! well only hair on near my nose grow,need to shave!!

[ontilt45]

yeah this is probably one of the funniest posts/tuts ive read lol

[«Some.Guy»]

Wow.... I learned this is grade 6.

[Slayer]

Disregarding bigguy's post, the last three posts were extremely retarded. Do we have a grammar/spelling tutorial yet?

[silentkill2326]

Wow great tutorial, it helped a lot, solving some question I have had.

[ashton777]

What if the semen comes out red, and like.. Your penis is always floppy.

Never happen jusu' wonderin. >.>

[«Some.Guy»]

What if the semen comes out red, and like.. Your penis is always floppy.

Never happen jusu' wonderin. >.>

You go to the doctor of course. If your penis is always floppy you have a
problem of getting horny....

[ashton777]

I Don;t I Sware Omfg Shutup. Its Not True

[F-Zero]

Leik omg, were deed all dis hare cum from on muh penis? And der r hare on my poophole, it r scare me. =(

[2-D]

This thread ****ing sucks, just like doomdooer.

[Überschall]

This thread ****ing sucks, just like doomdooer.

With your 6 years of age, I'm sure you think so.

[Dudeman]

With your 6 years of age, I'm sure you think so.
Advertising. Sig. Link. Now.

[Maggot]

Disregarding bigguy's post, the last three posts were extremely retarded. Do we have a grammar/spelling tutorial yet?

oooh pick me. i can make a grammar tut even though my grammar is pretty bad most of the time.

[Überschall]

Advertising. Sig. Link. Now.

Ah.......yeah. That makes sense.

[Fringo]

Rofl all I know is I have alot of hair on my cock lol.

[2-D]

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[Fridge.]

I have puberty on my head.

[Enigma]

You really get zits from junky foods, learned it in science class. :]

[Aperture]

I went through puberty in 5th grade. I had to shave cuzz i hade a moustache. :P

i never had hunger issues though.

[Slayer]

You get zits from over active fscking longcats. Duh.

[«Some.Guy»]

Wet dreams cum on!

[Fridge.]

Olololol.
Your puberty nubs.I has no Puberty.

[Fridge.]

Olololol.
Your puberty nubs.I has no Puberty.

[forbizzi]

You guys suck, i have no zits and i'm going through puberty. Meh, i wash my face about once a year

kidding, just when i wake up and at night when i shower.

[.:pain:.]

Three month bump!
+5 respect!
Anyways, puberty, ftw.
DoD, please update the thread. That info was quite useful.I want more!
(now I'm starting to feel like a geek, lol)

[Slayer]

my @$$ always itches latley. is that like a puberty thing?

You have cancer. Judging by your symptom, you have about a week to live.

[Jimmy]

You made me lol.

[Doomdooer]

You have cancer. Judging by your symptom, you have about a week to live.

I'd say Pinworm actually.

Let this thread die, faggots.

[2-D]

Deleting it would be awesomer.

[Fringo]

Lock + Delete= Awesomer!

[Kitsune]

Lock + Delete= Awesomer!

thats redundant
youre redundant
go away!
:3
why do we have to close? the spam isnt that bad, and its a decent tut for anyone whos looking for answers on their puberty on an animation forum. its all normal. =/

[Stick Demon]

ok why dont u let people wait and figure it out on their own. me and a ton of people i no did

[Cereal Man]

ok why dont u let people wait and figure it out on their own. me and a ton of people i no did

Because we aren't all stick demons. Except for John, but he's a zombie.

[axerman1001]

lol ;p; funny funny

[Paco]

lol anyone who needs this tutorial deserves to be coverd in a large sum of achne and never get laid.